Choppin’ broccoli

Life has been a little slow on the farm the last couple of days. It’s probably due to the fact that both David and I were out-of-town this past weekend. Some things though, remain moving full speed ahead such as the garden. Therefore, I thought I’d update you all on that. I know, I know, yawn. Don’t we all wish for goats screaming and coyotes running the vineyard on a daily basis? Much more exciting.

I have to admit though, watching my garden grow at an incredibly fast rate kind of gives me the same adrenaline rush. Well, sort of.

Minus the melon plant that never rooted down and the magical disappearance of the few strawberries I had (somehow they had been delicately chewed off…ISIS!) everything else is flourishing.

Here are a few updated pictures of our broccoli. I’m not sure about you but whenever I hear the word broccoli, I automatically start singing, “choppin’ broccoli.” Do any of you know what I am referring to? It is from a Dana Carvy skit on Saturday night live from back in the late 80′s, early 90′s. Anyway, I crack myself up every morning singing it to my growing broccoli. Here they are…

Our lettuce, which is planted in the old cart on the deck, is growing at an alarming rate as well. David warned me that eventually we’d have way more lettuce then we’d ever be able to eat, just like he warned me about the eggs. I’m starting to see a theme here.

I’m beginning to wondering if we in fact can eat all this food. David tried to warn me that 10 different lettuce starts will produce a lot of lettuce? While at the nursery a couple of weeks ago I told him, “it’s okay babe, I LOVE salads.” It’s been two weeks since we’ve been able to eat the lettuce and I’m already running out of ideas to get creative with salad. I’m starting to image it consuming our whole deck, busting through windows, and taking over our kitchen…something straight out of Little Shop of Horrors.

I plucked some leaves this morning so they look a little picked through in the pictures below but trust me, these little guys really do grow at an uncontrollable rate. Don’t let their momentary frailness fool you.

I’m assuming that with the upcoming weather forecast (up in the 80′s) and the unusual muggy weather we are having, the garden will be something completely different next week.

Stay tuned

What came first? The Chicken or the Chicken Coop?

I’m building a chicken coop. And when I say “I”, I probably really mean David and his cousin. However, I was given the responsibility of designing the chicken coop and doing all the research necessary to raise baby chicks and nurture them into grown chickens.

I asked David how many chickens he wanted thinking he was going to say around ten. To my surprise he only wants three. Hmm, that’s not exactly what I had in mind. I want ten. At the least. I think ten is completely suitable AND necessary. I’m not trying to be greedy here. I’m actually thinking sustainability. David thinks three chickens will give us way more eggs than we will ever be able to eat but if you think about it, one chicken lays about one egg a day (if we are lucky). That’s three eggs a day. I eat two.  David eats two. With only three chickens we will be fighting over who gets two eggs and who gets one. I eat as if I was a 250 pound man. Therefore, I’m thinking we need roughly 10 chickens. Okay, maybe we only need four chickens. But, with all the baking I plan on doing, we will need plenty of eggs.

A coworker of mine who just got chickens mentioned the other day that her chickens were stressed out because of her dog and weren’t laying any eggs. I want my chickens to live the good life. One that is free of the fear of dogs and cats. As much as I’d like to believe David’s two dogs and my two cats are perfect little angels, the dead mouse I found in the basement yesterday morning is a pretty good example that they are not.

Therefore, I believe if we provide them with a home that feels safe and comfortable, they in return will provide for us. So I have drafted up some plans. Preliminary drawings if you will. Now friends, I never claimed to be an artist. Be kind.

So there you have it. Since we are waiting to get our chicks next Spring, I have some time to revamp my drawings. This shall be an interesting experience to say the least. A fun one though. Very fun.

If you have experience with this sort of thing please feel free to email me or leave a comment with any suggestion, idea, etc.

What’s In My Mason Jar

I have a little obsession with old Mason Jars. Well, not only Mason Jars, any old jar or bottle really. I am not sure why but I think it has something to do with the fact most of them, if old, have history. Maybe they were used for homemade jam preserves in the 1950′s or maybe they held things such as extra buttons, loose change, or even used as a vase for some wild flowers. Each one was bought and used for something particular and in many cases, multiple times at some point or another.

Some of the jars I purchased at one of the small antique shops

More of the jars we got antiquing

All of the jars and the white cabinet

David and I were out antiquing the other day and I bought a couple new beautiful new jars (pictured above). I have big plans for these jars and I promised myself they would not collect dust on the shelves like other jars. These jars have a purpose.

One of our stops was at Aurora Mills Architectural Salvage, a beautiful old barn full of every old item you could imagine. Everything from doors and old wood beams to the most detailed old dresser nobs and stain glass windows. I didn’t get my jars from here but I did get an old white cabinet door featured in one of the above pictures.

Mike, the owner of Aurora Mills, took some time to show us around the previous dog food factory and originally a Hops Factory. This place looks big in the picture yet it still doesn’t even do it justice. It was as if we were lost in a maze, tunnels twisting and turning, uncovering more and more antique jewels. We spent some good time here lost in our amazement of how much history was sitting in this building. If you ever get to Aurora, Oregon I highly recommend coming in and taking a look at all the little treats hidden in this historical building. Remember to say hi to Mike. If you have something in particular you are looking for he is the man to talk to.

Aurora Mills

Antique shopping, like garage sales, takes patience, which I ran out of at about noon. But if you are patient, eventually, that shiny jewel you are looking for, and at the right price, will pop out at you. And in many cases, you will end up bringing home more than what you intended to. Like my jars. I love my jars.

The Screams In The Night

In the middle of the night, I woke to David standing at the sliding glass door in our bedroom looking intently out into the darkness. Assuming he had probably heard something and was coming right back to bed, I didn’t think much of it and rolled over and fell back asleep. What felt like hours later (but probably only minutes), I was woken up to David panicked and telling me to get up. “Babe! Babe! Get up! The sheep are screaming!” I lied there momentarily, foggy headed wondering how Sheep scream. And that’s when I heard it as well. The desperate and terrified cries from out in the pasture.

I leaped from bed afraid of what those cries meant. Disoriented, I followed David downstairs and clumsily put on my muck boots making sure to tuck my sweatpants into the tops of them. David grabbed his rifle and we hurriedly walked out to the barn where the geep (goat and sheep) congregate at night, my heart beating faster and faster. I suddenly felt as though I might cry. What if the coyote made its way back onto the property bring friends and they were working their way through the sheep? What if we were about to walk into something that resembled one of those horror movies I use to watch as a kid. Am I ready to see the ugly side of country life? Will this be enough to send me running back to the comforts of waiting for the bus on 3rd AVE in downtown Seattle?

David entered the barn first and I almost couldn’t take it anymore. Imagines of curly bloody wool and injured suffering sheep ran my mind and as much as I wanted to be a supporting girlfriend, a part of me wanted to run back, crawl beneath the covers, and not come back out until it was all cleaned up and all evidence of a massacre had been cleaned up.

David stopped in his tracks, handed me his rifle and told me to hold it as he sighed annoyed. “I had a feeling this was the case” was all he said as he walked around the corner. As I inched closer inside the barn I could not believe my eyes.

No blood, no maimed animal parts to be seen. Only this brown-eyed beauty standing before us..headfirst into the alfalfa pellet bin.


Dorothy, or Little Devil as I like to call her, had jumped the fence that separates the animals from the outside world and didn’t know how to get back in after her midnight snack. The cries in the night didn’t actually come from the sheep after all. They were from Daisy, Dorothy’s daughter, Harold, and Maude. The three other goats. Where they cries of jealousy that she got to eat a little something other than grass in the pasture or cries of fear that they would be separated for eternity? We may never know. I do know this, next time I am woken up in the middle of the night Dorothy and I are going to have a little chat. Goat is a delicacy in other countries after all.

Green Thumb Master…well, sort of

“I’m not really a career person. I’m a gardener, basically.”– George Harrison

Well, I wouldn’t exactly say I’m a gardener yet. Truth is, I’ve never really had a green thumb. In fact, once when I planted a tomato plant at the house I was living at I forgot to water it (the whole time) and although it still grew and produces tasty bright red tomatoes, I had little to do with it. I remember growing up and watching my mom work in the yard and dreamed of the day that I would have one to call my own so I too could try my hand at being a gardener. Slowly but surely, I do believe my thumb is turning a little greener every day.

Sunday David and I went back to the nursery with the goal of getting flowers for a couple of pots we have on the deck. As you can see from the picture we ended up leaving with a whole cab full of fun things to play with.

What we came home with

We ended up replanting the hedge along the walkway up to the front door with Dwarf Boxwoods. I remember my mom planted these along our walkway at our house growing up and I loved the way they looked, especially because my mom kept them nice and pruned . I remember they grew to be really tall. Mental note: remember to prune.

The may look small but these grow to be quite tall if you let them

We bought three hanging plants because well, to be honest, when I looked at our two carts full of flowers I became a little overwhelmed and decided it was best to just buy them ‘pre-made’. There is always next year after all.

I’ve learned several things from the last week and a half of planting, gardening, and watching our work grow. The first being that I really do not know much about gardening but thanks to the internet, I am learning a little more each day. It’s a romantic idea to think that all the knowledge I need is right there within me but reality is, it’s actually right inside our house in that big information highway called the internet. Google, excuse me, Bing has been used a lot this week. I’ve also finally been able to remember the difference between an annual and a perennial and as intuitive or obvious as it may be to some, for me annual would come back every year and perennial would die back at the end of the season. That is not the case though. You’ve been warned. And last, even though there are moments I wonder if I really have it in me to be a green thumb master, when I went out to our garden the other morning and saw the little bits of green poking through the soil that will soon be carrots and beets, I realized that I do. I definitely have it in me.

Coyote Not So Ugly

It’s a little known fact that I am a huge animal gal. I once had to stop volunteering at a cat shelter because I kept bringing them home with me. I was excited when I found out there were sheep and goats already on the farm and that the idea was to breed the sheep at the end of the summer/early fall and this spring we will be diving into the world of raising chickens. But not all animals are welcome on the farm and they’ve put a lot of efforts to keep predators from getting through the 8 foot tall fence that surrounds the perimeter of the property.

The other day as I was bringing David his sunglasses while he was on tracker I noticed that he was standing on the wheel looking to the south corner of the property. He yelled at me that there was a coyote lose in the vineyard. Somehow this big guy got in, probably slipping under the fence somewhere near the gate. David yelled for me to go open the gate as it’s kept closed during the spring and summer months for this reason alone. If luck would have it, they were going to try to push the coyote back out without having to do any harm. All of a sudden I remembered that I had just let my cats out to roam in the yard. Momentarily panicked,  I felt caught in between a rock and a hard place. Do I open the gate first which required me running a good football field length or run back to get my cats into the house in order to prevent them from being the coyote’s lunch ? The realization set in that I am now a farm girl and my priorities must change, not to mention that my cats were sitting under a bush about five feet from the front door to the house. I ran to open the gate as fear set in that somehow, just maybe the coyote would manage to smell the fresh meat of my poor defenseless kitties and get to them in the five minutes it took for me to open the entrance of the fence and get back to save their lives. Dramatic? Well, maybe just a little but you have to understand, these were city cats for the last four years and they are rather naive to the ways of the farm cat. Knowing Lucy she’d probably see the Coyote and run to it,  roll over and let the him have his way with her.

Image taken from http://www.freewebs.com/coyotehaven/thecoyote.htm

As I was dashing back towards the house David yelled out that they were going to have to shoot the coyote because he was working his way further into the vineyard. I skidded to a halt. WHAT? Shoot the poor defenseless coyote who probably has a family of its own. I mean, it’s really only trying to provide for its young and who are we to get in the way? I’m assuming David could see the sadness in my eyes and reminded me that my cats were still out. A rush of reality came back to me and I pivoted in my tracks running to gather Lucy and Oliver.

I waited for the sound of the rifle from inside the house but it never came. Although I know that having a coyote loose on the property reeks havoc for obvious reasons, I can’t help that a little part of me is relieved that I never heard the sound of the gun. Maybe he found his way out after all? I wonder if I’ll ever get use to this part of life on a farm?

My Secret Garden

Sunday, David and I went to Al’s Nursery over in Sherwood where we purchased about twenty-five different vegetable, fruit and herb starts for our garden(s). David and his cousin Joel had built two 3×15 foot raised beds the previous weekend and we were excited to finally be able to plant. Next to these beds sits an old ground bed that he had used the previous year  and we’d use for overflow. On our deck sits 4 barrel flower beds and a beautiful old cart of some sorts that we decided to drill holes in, lay down mesh, and create a lettuce and herb bed with it. Since we didn’t really have much of a spring to plant and the drastic weather conditions of going from cold to several 75-80 degree days over the last week, we weren’t too sure on exactly what to plant. So, we decided to try pretty much everything.

Three of the barrel

Our raised bed gardens and the overflow garden to the left

One of the many things I love about David is our mutual love of food and our dream of one day being sustainable from the farm. We love spending hours in the kitchen together altering recipes to fit our personal taste buds. For instance, last night we made gluten-free pizzas that actually tasted wonderful. Since I try to eat mostly gluten-free, David has been eating a lot of quinoa pasta and other various gluten-free options. Together, we keep each other balanced with our love of all things food related and we are excited for the abundance and variety that will be coming out of our garden(s). And for those of you who will be visiting over the course of the summer, fully expect to leave with your share.

I feel really lucky to get to learn about all the vegetable, fruit, and herb varieties and watch as my efforts come into fruition. Getting my hands dirty harvesting my own food sources and feeding my body nutritious items that I know exactly where they came from is something I’ve always dreamed of doing.

Our lettuce

To the farm we go

I recently moved to the picturesque hillside of the Ribbon Ridge AVA which lies in the heart of the Willamette Valley of Oregon. I moved here to start a life with my love and in doing so, have left my city home of Seattle for one full of (as the title states), Bullfrogs and Bulldogs among a plethora of other new and exciting changes. I now live on 50 acres of the most beautiful piece of property you just may ever see. Grateful hardly even comes close to how I feel right now. Twenty-six of these acres consist of the family vineyard which is in its 3rd year. They will be producing wine from their own vineyard this fall. The picture below, as beautiful as  it is, still doesn’t even do it justice. To put it simply, this place is magical. But, as I am quickly finding out, all things this beautiful require a lot of blood, sweat, and the occasional tear (yes, I’ve had my moment of tears). So what have I learn thus far? I have composed a list some of my biggest lessons thus far.

View from our bedroom window overlooking the backyard

Number One:  You have to learn quickly when to call it a day. Your to do list really is never-ending and accepting this fact alone will save you many sleepless nights and 12 hour days.

Number Two: Dirt and dust is just a part of life in the country. No matter how many times I sweep or dust, it’s guaranteed that the floors, tables, bookshelves, etc will have a nice thin layer again by the end of the day.

Number Three:  Make sure you get everything you need when in town. Running to the store ‘real quick’ just doesn’t really exist anymore. Write you list on your phone because it’s inevitable that you will forget your hand written one on the dinning room table every time you leave to run errands.

Number Four:  TOMS and Chucks really just aren’t suitable for country life. You never know what you’ll step in so I have now resorted to only wearing my muck boots around the property. Hey, muck boots and shorts could become the next fashion statement!

Number Five:  Seven day work weeks are not a rarity. They are the norm. Yet, when you love what you are doing it seems to be pretty okay.

Number Six:  Animals aren’t ‘little’ people as I’ve been lead to believe. They are animals and in many cases on a farm,  food. (Still adjusting to this one). Those cute little chickens that I want to raise will become dinner eventually.

Number Seven:  ”Working out” has a complete new meaning. It’s no longer easy to ‘run’ to the gym real quick. Instead, I’m running around the vineyard and up and down 4 flights of stairs 30 times a day. Yet again, I just don’t seem to mind all that much. It’s far more gratifying to walk the 26 acre vineyard at the end of the day with my love and the pups then to sweat on a treadmill. I have gone running through the neighborhood or in other words, the road that runs along the other vineyards on the ridge. Not too shabby I must say.

and last….

Number Eight: I haven’t been happier in all my life. It’s a blessing that I have been so lucky to find the man of my dreams and that he happened to come with the life of my dreams. I’ve been counting my blessings every single day.

So there you go. In the short week and a half I’ve lived here I have already learned so much. This blog is an outlet for me to journal my experiences, what I learn, how I grow, what I create and it’s also an opportunity for all of you to learn and grow as well. I look forward to the journey.

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